nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

caamimcfly:

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brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

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(Source: dadvevo)

flirtytwink:

I’m not like most girls; I’m prettier

(Source: lamestlatina)

breakfastburritoe:

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

breakfastburritoe:

asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??

selfies are rebloggable…

obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though

i honestly don’t remember doing that
-me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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